"I just like getting paid by my clients in the end, not get sued for defamation." Of course, he expected his supposed mentor there dealt with those potential law suits in much the same fashion. "Well, we can try. People like the queer representation as long as it's pathetic like that, they might go for it."

Besides, he'd heard enough homophobic quips from their clients to find the thought of fake outing them on the stand pretty entertaining. "Still leaves the issue of the gun. What was that for, fucking each other up the arse?"

He supposed there was some who'd go for that.