"Why wouldn't you be into me?" Kian moved back a step or two and held his hands up, showing that he was backing off. At least physically. "I'm everything you love so fucking much about yourself. Who cares about sexuality? You get to fuck yourself."

More or less.

He shrugged and looked Taliesin over, debating where he stood with the matter himself. Fucking him might shut him up, so there was that. Shut him up for a little while, at least. "Anyway, it's scientifically backed. Prostate massages and anal sex help men with heart conditions. You should be so lucky."