"The fuck is lady like about that? What, you that insecure in your masculinity? I'd have thought you more of a man than that." He had to roll his eyes at that. What an insufferable bastard. "It's physics. Angles. You want to relax while I fuck the shit out of you."

He had resisted the urge to call him a stupid cunt, which he felt was quite impressive given how he was simultaneously annoyed and turned on. "I want this to feel good for you, so maybe you ought to listen."