"Right." What the fuck was he saying? He could barely follow him. Seemed right mental but he supposed country lads probably all were. Bored out of their skulls, probably inbred. His dad always said country folk were a weird bunch but he had to see it to believe it. "I think I'm just gonna kip over here until the suns up, I don't fancy cuddling up with cows."

Not only did they scare him a lot but they smelled pretty bad.

"Just don't tell your brother, Ollie." Hopefully the div could keep this to himself. "Be a mate, I'm having a shite day."