"Yeah? That must be why I like reading so much." Added up, he supposed. And yes, here he was, loudly talking about being gay. Whatever, who was he kidding anyway? He ran a gay bookstore, he dressed like an aging twink and they knew him at this store. They knew him and Felix. He wasn't going to hide here. "It's brilliant, reading, when you can do it. Like telly in your head. I have a bookstore, I could teach you how fun it is. We've got readings."

Aziraphale was an especial hit when he did his readings, of course. And he'd rather introduce Gideon to Aziraphale than listen to Felix persuade him to pay for lawyers again. The thought of having to go to court over all this was anxiety-inducing.